FOR ALL THOSE BORN AFTER 1980... Says Uni Q. Mical , Wednesday, September 30, 2009 at 12:43 AM, in Labels: 1980, black, coming to america, curl, hair, jheri, soul glo

In my recent purchasing of my "Soul Glo" t-shirt, I decided to do some diggin' beyond Coming to America for the inventor of the Jheri Curl. Just who was this muthafucka that had everybody from my mom, to my grandmom, to my uncle's ex-wife who STILL got Care Free Curl swingin down her neck, lookin greeeeasy as all hell, callin it the style?

JHERI REDDING.

The first damn guy who thought it was a smart idea to put vitamins and minerals in hair products. The guy who created Nexxus (Nature and Earth United With Science, LOL) hair products, which became a second nature product to me, since they lived in my grandma's bathroom cabinet. The first guy to make pH balanced shampoos. You gotta wonder, did he ever use his own products????

And we thought Madame CJ had our backs.

Where's the Bronner Bros. when u need 'em?

R.I.P. Jheri Redding, your essence can be found on aging plastic-covered couches in black households everywhere. And on my uncle's ex-wife's pillowcase from last nite.

PS. NOT TO MENTION THE NEW CUTZ... Says Uni Q. Mical , Tuesday, September 22, 2009 at 4:35 PM, in Labels: afro, brooklyn, hair, khane kutzwell, mohawk, nyc, twist

so, my official "dyke in nyc" hairstyle is on. like many others, i did the daunting task of getting a frohawk (my girlfriend gave me shit for appropriating the style, which i deserved...but also refuted with black girl entitlement that "i just like the way it looks").

as i arrived...ya might've caught me around town with this, aka the "twist and shout":

or maybe even this, the nappy fro:

then, i got bored. and now, i'm gettin all these strange stares, as if half of the pop in nyc doesn't already have a mo/frohawk of some sort:

annnd the other side, FRESSSHHHHH (for those who arent astrofreaks like myself, that's the symbol for sagittarius. ain't it obvious that i'm one?)

and these are the only pics you'll ever see of me up here.

ta-ta for now...

SHOUTOUT TO KHANE KUTZWELL FOR THE HOOKUP!!!! If u're in BK and need sum designs (and are queer, real talk), y'all needa go see about him!!!!!